Old Leafsprung Land Rovers

Do the inferior sprung vehicles use Satan's arse lubricant by default ?       In which case  the cut & shut method  may serve.     
Superior  vehicles  use  the auriferous  liquid whose number is 89 + 1, and by it's number shall you know it.   
Flying hither and thither it seeks out the smallest imperfection and unless your jointing skills are of  Nobel prize standard  some snottage is inevitable.     
On the other hand it might work