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me bloody roof don't fit
« on: 10 October 2012, 02:48:26 am »
got a propper roof cause canvas just don't cut it and the doors are 2 high even though theres a gap between the roof and the body that the seals just don't fill ??? :WTF nothing ever goes as planned  :banghead exhaust end fell of the muffler handbrake drum shed every nylock nut and wen't sliding down the prop in manchester so i had to lay under the car in a b&q car park with three hastily bought ajustables and take the back prop off to remove the prop and take the drum off . :( fyi it waited till the day i took my toolbox out so i could fit a pram in. WHY DOES IT HATE ME????

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Re: me bloody roof don't fit
« Reply #1 on: 11 October 2012, 04:41:40 pm »
....what?  :WTF
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« Reply #2 on: 11 October 2012, 05:04:02 pm »
exhaust end fell of the muffler handbrake drum shed

Is that an MOT failure..?

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Re: me bloody roof don't fit
« Reply #3 on: 11 October 2012, 05:23:23 pm »
That was so hard to read that I have no idea what is wrong so I cannot answer.

I'm not the worlds best speller and indeed English is not my forte, but **** 'ell your English and punctuation is that **** that it made my head hurt :banghead

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« Reply #4 on: 11 October 2012, 06:18:55 pm »
^^^ ditto.
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Re: me bloody roof don't fit
« Reply #5 on: 11 October 2012, 06:47:33 pm »
I think "wrighty" is a misnomer. "Wrongy" would be more like it. I think what is meant is this....    He put a Land Rover together in the dark, using a crisp packet and a mobile phone, whilst juggling custard and walking across fire and baked hedgehogs. I think distraction, education, punctuation and Council Estates are to blame.

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« Reply #6 on: 11 October 2012, 09:21:56 pm »
walking across fire and baked hedgehogs


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Re: me bloody roof don't fit
« Reply #7 on: 12 October 2012, 09:02:50 pm »
I think Council Estates are to blame.

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Re: me bloody roof don't fit
« Reply #8 on: 13 October 2012, 01:44:51 am »
Mr Ross, well done, I pissed myself.






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