After much dicking about resting mirrors up aganst the lawnmower and angling it so that I can see it in the wing mirror while I operate the brake etc, I can confirm that neither of the brake lights now work

I've tried all manner of things to ensure that there is a good earth, but I'm afraid this has got me beat. It's probably something simple, but at this point I'm prepared to accede that I'm an idiot who shouldn't be left to do anything more complicated than change the batteries in a torch

My forlorn hope to get the MOT pass tomorrow morning now lies in tatters. If anyone can offer me some hope that I can resolve this problem I will recommend you as a volunteer for the Samaritans.
Yours suicidally
Trev